Fuck Bitches, Get Sober.

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I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?


I laughed way too hard.

I laughed way too hard.


my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that the situation is over, you cannot move forward.
Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via kushandwizdom)